-Audrey Hepburn
Every girl wants a guy who she can run up to with her hair a mess, makeup running down her face, and the first thing he says is “You’re beautiful.”
IF SOMEONE DOESN’T TELL YOU SOMETHING, DOESN’T MEAN HE/SHE’S LYING. ASK YOURSELF FIRST: ARE YOU A GOOD LISTENER?
FOR MEN, THEY USED FRIENDSHIP TO START LOVE. BUT FOR WOMEN FRIENDSHIP IS USED TO END LOVE.
ANG BABAENG NAGSESELOS, SA PANLALAIT BUMABAWI.
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.”
Next time you look at someone thinking “I wish I was that pretty,” remember that another person is thinking that same thought about you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs at the zoo, now don’t be mad because I am there too, not in a cage, but waving at you:p
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
Yung mga lalaking kahit hindi gaanong kagwapuhan, kapag nag sexy dance, nakakalaglag ng panty.
(Source: iwantmysupermanundiesback)
